Protest Ponderer Pillows

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"Being a vegetarian is one thing, but now you're hotdogging."

Covid Protests

"I am not being political, I just don't like garden gnomes."

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Local food for local consumption

The Child and the Tank

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

George Orwell

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Move Ahead with Basel III!

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."