Protest Pen Pal Prints

Writer's Strike

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'May the forest be with you.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Deforestation in Romania

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Down with Negativism!

List making as therapy.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Exercise rat race