Protest Escapist T-Shirts

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Ban on Free Speech

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Berlin Peace Movement

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Traders joining Wall Street protests

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'