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Protein-rich Foods Mugs
Start their day with a laugh and a boost of motivation—our protein-rich foods mugs are perfect for anyone who loves a hearty breakfast and a witty punchline to go with it.
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"
"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"
"Charles didn't like tofu."
Recipes from The Lying Gourmet
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'
Christmas Presents.
Spontaneous Kombucha
Santa called but you were out!
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
'You still owe me the pony from last year!'
You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.
Witches of Instagram
'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'
Protein-rich Foods Mugs Collection
Protein-rich Foods Pillows
Discover cozy, humorous pillows that showcase their love for protein-rich foods—perfect for sprucing up any space.
Protein-rich Foods Prints
Find inspiring and witty prints that celebrate protein-rich foods—ideal for brightening up their kitchen or workout area.
Protein-rich Foods T-Shirts
Want more ways to celebrate their passion? Check out our range of protein-themed T-shirts for a fun and stylish gift they’ll love.