Protein Advocate Mugs

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The Ascent of Woman

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

SOS of Garbage

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

GM Scarecrow

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."