Protector Of The Working Class Prints

Union protects workers

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Labor abuse

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!

Equity Table Dance Club

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.