Protector Of Nature Mugs

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Golfing Accident

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Smokey The Tree"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"That's an everblue."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."