Protector Of Furry Friends Mugs

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Remember me?'

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Protection animals

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."