Protector Of Elders Prints

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Come die with me.'

"Someone to see you!"

Nun confronts mugger.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Always look for your angel.

Pension Calculation

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"

"It's strange...the hungrier I get, the less indignant I feel about the state of the federal deficit."

Old people sign - Whatever

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'