Protector Of Cuteness Mugs

"We only save the adorable."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

It's for you.

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"He started teething this morning."

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Your angel is always with you

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

"Did I hear Spanish spoken in here??"

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

Teddy Bears

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

"Oh crap, he's figured out how to weaponize his cuteness."

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Violence against woman