Prostate Pioneer Prints

Men's Health Screenings.

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Queen of Quinoa

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Technological Advances

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Anti-Litter Machine

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

The end is nigh.

"Welcome 1,000,000,000th Evolving Fish"

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'