Prosperity Enthusiast Mugs

"It doesn't matter if he's old money or new money, as long as he has money."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."