Prose Party Animal Prints

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wolf Karaoke

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Santa does a keg stand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'