Proprietor Mugs

Ice Skating

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!