Proposal Perfecter Mugs

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

D.I.Y

Elevator Pitch

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Personal Cheerleader.