Property Poker Mugs

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Peel poker.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Playing cards.