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Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Mouse real estate!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Home Sweet Second Home.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The Speculators

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

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