Property Mogul Prints

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

Person feeding hungry 'Residential real estate market' with 'Low interest rates' and 'Jobs'

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"Look! It's the Buy-to-let brigade."

'I'm involved in a love triangle with money and real estate.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"You must be rich. I could never afford a shell like that."

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

"Have you seen the interest rates? He'd be better off investing in property."

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

'They're playing house.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

'He said that the property had gone up so much in value that the living room, kitchen and bathroom belongs to them!'

Mortgages.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Looks as if we got out of property at the right time...'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Monopoly 'You need to underpin your house �200 each'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'We're having a sale of 'for sale' signs.'

"All this talk of a 'lack of affordable housing' is nonsense....I should know, I've got six!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Private and landlord with his segeant and tennant,

This is a Private Sign. Pease do not read. Viewers will be prosecuted.

"That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'