Property Market Observer Prints

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Shoe house.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"We've townsized."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Affordable housing

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Foreclosed horse

"Homeowner please help."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Estate Agents.

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'