Property Market Analysis Prints

Repossessions

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Igloo sales

House hunting is cruel.

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'They're playing house.'

Dog Realtor

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Shoe house.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"It's got a great view!"

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Affordable housing

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.