Promotion To Pulpit Prints

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

'Remember, with hard work and a little luck, anything is possible.'

'It's very simple, Jones - demographics, demographics, demographics!'

Pianist-boxer

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Ah, look, it left a little microchip trail.'

'Stop moaning. We all have to start somewhere.'

Just how badly do you want this promotion

'We are all accountable, but some are more accountable than others.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You do outstanding work, Nelson, but I'm afraid Higby makes me look better.'

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

'If you really want that promotion, Barnes, you'll swim back to the boat and get my laptop.'

"In this latest reorganization, each department is assigned a graphic icon. So, to understand your new place in the hierarchy, just remember that paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, and scissors cut paper!"

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You never do any work. Are you trying to take over my job?'

Why don't you join my board, Harry - I need a friendly face.

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'