Promotion To Judge Pillows

'May I be honest with you?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

The hour of justice

'I'm afraid that market conditions require us to cancel all holidays for the foreseeable future. As compensation we will be allowing enhanced toilet breaks.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Remember, with hard work and a little luck, anything is possible.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'It's very simple, Jones - demographics, demographics, demographics!'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'Danger. Company Merger in Progress'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

Just how badly do you want this promotion