Promotion Appraiser Mugs

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Career opportunities

Upward Progress

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

The March to the Top

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"