Promotion Anticipation Mugs

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The adoration of the gels.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Work/Life Balance

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"