Promise Breaker Observer Prints

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'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

North Korea

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Facebook in Crisis

Nicolas Maduro

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Budget House of Cards

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

Gay marriages in France.

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."