Prom Dreamer Mugs

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Mimi's final scene

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"