Projection Perfectionist Mugs

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Computer Bore

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Homo Gamus

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Hanging off every word...

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"I think you might need to start again."

D.I.Y

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'