Projection Perfectionist Mugs

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The Computer Bore

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Homo Gamus

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Hanging off every word...

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"I think you might need to start again."

D.I.Y

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."