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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Worry tank

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Santa's Out Tray.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.