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"I just heard mom say she is going to let us choose our own gender! Isn't that exciting?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

Hillary Clinton

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

"His first fax."

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'True happiness!'

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

Right before baby's first text.

'Won't it b e great when we're old enough to read?'

"Joey is very good at mental arithmetic: I call him little pocket calculator..."

'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'

'We'd better get down on all fours now -- my parents are the conservative type.'

'I'm not a student....but my son and daughter are...!!'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'

"And this is our son, Ben, a child of exceptional intellectual depth and breadth on topics ranging from North Korea's nuclear program to the moral crisis of feminism."

Smokers hiding.