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Programmers Pillows
Add a touch of programming humor to their space with our programmer-themed pillows. Fun, cozy, and witty, these cushions bring personality and comfort to any techie's home or office.
A.I. Research: To err is human
'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
The Computer Bore
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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
"Google car."
"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"He's taught himself work-life balance."
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
Evolution.
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
Obsession with the Internet.
I.T. Fear
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
Programmers Pillows Collection
Programmers Mugs
Explore our collection of programmer mugs, packed with witty sayings and clever graphics that make coffee breaks more fun and inspiring.
Programmers Prints
Discover our programmer-themed prints to add some wit and inspiration to their workspace or home with stylish, professional-grade artwork.
Programmers T-Shirts
Check out our programmer t-shirt range, perfect for showcasing their coding pride with humor and style on casual days.