Profit Pundit Prints

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

'It is an interesting proposal. The upside is huge profits but the downside appears to be court ordered community service.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'We'd better schedule an autopsy audit.'

"That is definitely going to be regarded as excess profits"

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'No matter how you slice it, we're fighting for a market share in a world where the best things in life are free.'

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"So I sold him SIX with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'People I am pleased to announce....'

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

"No, Our stock is doing fine. It's me that's declining."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Mega Energy Co - Gross Profits and Totally Gross Profits

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Liquidity Lunch

Euro fall...