Profit Prospector Mugs

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Sales.

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."