Profit-praiser Prints

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Sales.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...