Profit Chasers Pillows

Acme Firework Company

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Here. . .even we got embarrassed.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

The Salesman

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Let's Celebrate

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Breakthrough

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Sales.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...