Professor Sibling Prints

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Teachers' Lounge: No Admittance

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Packaging Russian Dolls