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'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Welcome to the future"

The day the stock market went UP.

"Good boy."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

British savings accounts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Robot Parts $5

Ethics exam cheater.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?