Professional Traveler Mugs

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Expense account or regular?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Call Your Office

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Airline Mergers.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Swiss Army Briefcase.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Business traveller dreaming of home.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'Yeah, yeah, hail Caesar ... listen, I got a meeting on the Third Hill at nine. what are my coffee options?'

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Toilet door. Table for one!

Munchkin Reunion