Professional Service Provider Prints

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"This is our soft opening."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Brainstorm in progress.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Man Looking Through Window

"Never marry an engineer."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Meds Toast

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."