Professional Reflection Prints

'I worked very hard and finally got to the top of the ladder... only to find that I'd leaned it against the wrong wall.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

37 years in the same position.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"What was I thinking?!"

What else is there to wish for?

Pastorius wonders why.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Needs to get a life"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."