Professional Jugglers Prints

"Honey! We're home!"

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Hassled Mother.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Education Guidance

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Having It All

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

A Man mixing up his sports.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Escape on a treadmill

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

The Battle Between Television and Books

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."