Professional Identity Ponderer Prints

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Needs to get a life"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Nice haircut."

The Price of Freedom

'At least I don't have his life.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Frog Baby Names

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Surgical Self-Service

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'