Professional Female Pillows

'My husband's first name? Just give me a hint.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Leadership suits you

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Supermom.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I need to clone myself."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'They're a very successful family.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."