Profanity Appreciator Pillows

"That was one #!@* good sermon Preacher."

"Wasn't she brilliant, I counted 27 F words and 11 C words. Genius!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

First Novels.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'