Profanity Appreciator Pillows

"That was one #!@* good sermon Preacher."

"Wasn't she brilliant, I counted 27 F words and 11 C words. Genius!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Seagiraffes

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

First Novels.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cat Nip.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

You're the puff in my pastry!