Productivity Scout Mugs

'I can't complain. It really cuts down on the number of mistakes he makes.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

Time Is Money

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Back to work...