Productivity Pro Prints

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

Swiss Army Desk

"Look, time is money- could you please fast forward to your point."

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

'In future meetings, let's serve only decaffeinated coffee, Ms Williams.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Effective client support requires an ability to multitask."

"We replaced your desk with a smart desk. It alerts me when you're napping, playing games or just plain unproductive."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Desk bins on a desert isle.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

napping at work

Stress

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock