Productivity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'The great thing about being your own boss is that you can work whenever you want - as long as you always want to work.'

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Motivation to work

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

401K

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"