'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'
Product Safety Analyst Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the vigilance and meticulous work of product safety analysts. Perfect for framing or completing a safety-themed office or home setup.
GM recall
Time Out For Teddy
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
'You forgot the product label.'
'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'
To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,
"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."
'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'
"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"
Gas Pedal Sticking?
"There - now we're environmentally responsible."
'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
Work Accidents
Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.
Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing
This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.
'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'
"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."
'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...
Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?
'And I think maybe you should wear oven gloves for the cold produce.'
"All cartoons must now conform to Health and Safety regulations. . ."
Nuclear Power Station
"I don't think the new guy is built for this kind of work, do you?"
"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."
'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'
"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."
"The universe tends towards chaos."
No Fly/No Gun
"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."
Product Safety Analyst Prints Collection
Product Safety Analyst Mugs
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Product Safety Analyst Pillows
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