Product Researcher Mugs

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

He headed Marketing and Product research for only a short time, but left behind an impressive line of personal apparel, signature fragrances and motivational CDs.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

European currency on the edge.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Booster shots

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Space exploration"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."