Product Recalls Prints

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Rust test in progress.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

Product Testing Department

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

The Two Economies

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"I hate recalls."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

Quality Control