Product Placement Mugs

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.